Teardown has many characters who appear in the campaign via emails and the TV.
Protagonists
Player
The player is an employee at Löckelle Teardown Services.
Freya
Freya is the daughter of Gordon Woo.
Major characters
Tracy
Tracy is the player's mother, and head of sales at Löckelle Teardown Services.
Parisa Terdiman
Parisa Terdiman is the criminal investigator at the local police force.
Gordon Woo
Gordon Woo is the manager of Evertides Mall in Part 1. He is a rival of Lawrence Lee Junior.
Lawrence Lee Junior
Lawrence Lee Junior is the CEO of Lee Chemicals. He is a rival of Gordon Woo.
Gillian Johnson
Gillian Johnson is the claim adjuster at the Löckelle branch of the Keerthi Insurance Group.
Anton Wolfe
Anton Wolfe is the owner of the Wolfe Construction company, and later, the Wolfe Pawn Shop.
Mr. Amanatides
Mr. Amanatides is the manager of BlueTide.
Elena Fernandez
Elena Fernandez is a worker at Isla Estocastica. She has a diploma in mechanical engineering, and has a pet parrot.
Nils Andrée
Nils Andrée is a time traveler that enlists the player to travel back in time to help him demolish a building. He later aids you in the fixing of the Time Camper to get you back to the present.
Painters/Sculptors/Designers/Writers
Mora Adamansky
- Back to nature-West Point Marina
Fiona Brown
- Saturday-Evertides Mall
- Hear my thoughts-Tilläggaryd
Mathilda Brus
- Oh dear-Evertides Mall
- Antelope-Tilläggaryd
Enid Coumans
Enid Coumans is the fiancée of Gordon Woo, a painter and a sculptor. She was born in the summer. She would have been manager of a cancelled museum map in early drafts of Part 2.
- Good Life-Lee Chemicals (campaign)
- West Point Marina-Lee Chemicals (campaign)
- Gordon Woo taking off-Villa Gordon
Tucker E. Dolab
Tucker E. Dolab is a pun on Tuxedo Labs, Teardown's developer.
- When everything looks like a brick...-Evertides Mall
Finn Oikonomo
- Love hurts-Villa Gordon(Fine arts)
- Nostalgia-Evertides Mall
- Tennis-Evertides Mall
- Tear-Tilläggaryd
- From a Distance-Tilläggaryd
Burt Johnson
- Breakfast of Champions-Evertides Mall
- Donut-Villa Gordon(Fine arts)
- Number one-Villa Gordon(Fine arts)
- Tire-Evertides Mall
- W00-Villa Gordon(Fine arts)
- Muffler-Tilläggaryd
Anna Lebededv
- Affection-Evertides Mall
- Binary-Villa Gordon(Fine arts)
- Maths-Villa Gordon(Fine arts)
- Free parking-Tilläggaryd
Öjvind Petersen
- Rain-Villa Gordon(Fine arts)
- Shipping-Evertides Mall
- Stripes-Villa Gordon(Fine arts)
- Royal stripes - diagonal-Tilläggaryd
Karin Stråbäck
- Coarse-Evertides Mall
- Smooth-Evertides Mall
- Spectrum-Villa Gordon(Fine arts)
- Envy-Tilläggaryd
Kerstin Stråbäck
- 50 Shades of Capitalism-Lee Chemicals (campaign)
- Gradient III-Villa Gordon
- Ördnüng, bitte!-Villa Gordon
- Tears-Villa Gordon
- Cave dwellers-Villa Gordon
- Gradient I - VI-Tilläggaryd
- Love is Colorless-Tilläggaryd
- Love is a Mess-Tilläggaryd
- Romantic Order VII-Tilläggaryd
- Cage-Tilläggaryd
- Arachnid Memoria-Tilläggaryd
- Sunrise IIX-Tilläggaryd
- Inverse dynamics IV-Tilläggaryd
- At an angle-Tilläggaryd
Arne Svensson
- Sholor Cift-Evertides Mall
- I (me)-Evertides Mall
- Trail-Evertides Mall
- Blam Bam Boom-Tilläggaryd
Mårten Ärop
- Arm-Tilläggaryd
- Fallen giant-Tilläggaryd
Vanessa Bang
- Gold crocodiles-Tilläggaryd
- Move too quick-Tilläggaryd
- Cleopatra's Nightmare-Tilläggaryd
Berthold Bruckness
- Entwined angles-Villa Gordon
Clue Baize
- How to become a snooker champ - in 24 hours-Villa Gordon
Garth Pickett
- The ultimate collection of movie one-liners-Villa Gordon
Liza Green
- Penthouse gardening-Villa Gordon
Dr Fitzy
- Techniques for hiding bitter taste-Hollowrock Island
Dilip Sequoia
- Essential one-liners-Hollowrock Island
Polly Chromasia
- Colors - How do they really work? And why?-Tilläggaryd
Mortimer Dull
- The Binary number system and how to represent it in greyscale-Tilläggaryd
Sixten Bengston
- Overcoming overwhelming fame-Tilläggaryd
Other characters
Catlyn Sandstream
Catlyn Sandstream is a news presenter at LCN.
Sara Nimbusson
Sara Nimbusson is a meteorologist.
Bret Johnson
Bret Johnson is a caretaker at the Löckelle Municipality Folk Museum.
Jim Daeglish
Jim Daeglish is a harbor master at West Point Marina.
Alisha Keen
Alisha Keen is a member of the Löckelle Recreational Fishing Club.
Dr. Pieré Troch
Dr. Pieré Troch is an oceanologist.
Graham Stölöp
Graham Stölöp is a local food aficionado.
Colonel Wilson
Colonel Wilson is the former owner of a Jacobi SL from Normandy.
Erin Gregorius
Erin Gregorius is the new owner of Evertides Mall.
Oilver Funke
Oilver Funke is a general of the Löckelle Home Guard.
Kenneth Rippe
Kenneth Rippe is a local resident of Cullington, who evacuated because of the Truxterminator.
Fred Frustrum
Fred Frustrum is an attendant at the Get Gas station in Frustrum.
Jimmy
Jimmy is Freya Woo's boss of a newspaper delivery service. He is known as Jimmy Work on Freya's Cellphone.
Kyle
Kyle is Freya Woo's coworker that brings her the days paper in the mission Paper Girl.
Deceased characters
Lawrence Lee Senior
"In loving memory of L Lee Sr, the real legend. Catch you later granddad. LLJ"
- Message on a bench in Lee Chemicals
Lawrence Lee Senior was the CEO of Lee Chemicals and Lawrence Lee Junior's grandfather. He built Lee Tower and won a brick laying master award from the Guild of Brickies.
William Woo
"Rest in peace dad."
- Message in secret area at Villa Gordon.
William Woo was a successful racer and the father of Gordon Woo.
Baron Frederick Frustrum
"Looks like he's missing his hat?"
- Comment on his statue
Frederick Frustrum was the founder of the town of Frustrum, later bringing electricity to it. He is immortalised as the "Father of Frustrum" and the "Bringer of Light".
Charles Keerthi
Charles Keerthi was the creator of the Keerthi Insurance group and earliest known adopter of the strategy known as the motivational reminder.
Elliot Woodward
Elliot Woodward was a certified barber in Combustown.
Douglas Taylor
Douglas Taylor was the sheriff of Mineral Ravine.
Rascal Wyatt
Rascal Wyatt was an outlaw in Mineral Ravine.
Morgan Enderward
"A teacher, a scholar and a good man." - Comment on his grave
Marleen Farwater
"We all miss you dearly." - Comment on her grave
Reverend Gascoigne
"He departed silently in a dream." - Comment on their grave
Cassidy Taylor
"Let her solemn sleep be undisturbed." - Comment on her grave